jake olsen

A sexy boi wit' a six pack

Two girls are at the beach. One says 'thats a fine Jake Olsen over there'

by Wolffinder74 January 13, 2018

jake off

To rub one out till ejaculation. It’s just like jacking off, but too may people named Jake would rather say Jake Off instead of Jack

“What’s up Jake?” Billy asks. “Oh nothing, just pulling my pants down to JAKE OFF to your mom in the shower!”

by J_Pranky July 5, 2018

[Union Jake]-Off

A Union Jake-Off is when a group of men gather round to watch a movie, become bored with it, decide to put in a pornographic film, and decide to all masturbate together.

Man, that Union Jake-Off just made me feel dirty. There we were watching the Prestiege on DVD. We couldn't get into so we decided to turn it off. Next thing I know, one of my room mates comes out with porn.

Long-story short, 10 minutes later we were all jacking off (Our own, not each others'). There were some weird sounds and some akward bumps, and if John hadn't of moved as fast as he did, there would have been some serious . . .uhhh . . . collateral damage.

by SerySer January 26, 2009

Putting The Jake On

Calling the cops.

I fucked your 15yr old sister, now your mom is putting the jake on.

I came in a taco at work, the girl who ate it is putting the jake on.

by RedRibbonSword September 18, 2010

Jake of Nazareth |1:46|

Cool Myspace dude with gigantic 10" cock. Straight as an arrow and ready to rock.

Jake of Nazareth |1:46|: http://www.myspace.com/bigpentagram

by SettingTheRecordStraight January 23, 2009

puttin the jake on

to be jealous or envious of one's actioins;
to be eyeing someone or suspicious of them;
mistrusting

you know those girls be puttin the jake on you, when they saw u with me...

your mom was puittin the jake on me , when she saw me hanging out with your sister...

by sugardaddi November 18, 2010

Jake-Out

The act of leaving work ten to twenty minutes before anyone else via a preordained excuse, and trying to be stealthy about it so that nobody catches wind of you exiting the door.

Also known as a "Parrish Pass"

Jake: "What time is it? 5:15? I have to (insert excuse), think I'm going to Jake-out. Have a great weekend!"

by mattjerz April 10, 2011