Jarrod

Me.

Hey, that's Jarrod.

by The True Jarrod June 14, 2020

Jarrod

This is a strenuous name to give description, because it defies many boundaries of human knowledge. Prophets have foretold his birth since the dawn of humanity. It was written in hieroglyphics, Greek tablets, and even visible in the interstellar atmosphere.

One of the closest replacements that professionals have identified is Chuck Norris. However, that name could not even simulate the significance of Jarrod.

Jarrod is the solidified embodiment of life itself, and recent investigations have shown that any human capable of even envisioning Jarrod have either suspiciously congested poison, spontaneously combusted, or been struck by lightning on a clear day.

Jarrod has muscles surpassingly gargantuan, and he exudes an aroma of bacon, freshly cut grass, fire on a crisp autumn evening, and your grandmother’s house on Christmas day.

He is the personification of existence.

The Greek philosopher Aristotle wrote about Jarrod: Μόνο ένας θα κυβερνήσει τον κόσμο, όταν κάθε ελπίδα έχει χαθεί, και το όνομά του δεν θα έπρεπε καν να αναφερθούν.

by Scotty Too Hotty February 11, 2014

Jarod

Jarod is a guy that you can fall in love with almost instantly. He is super funny and always making people laugh with his lame jokes or silly stories. Sometimes, you aren't looking for a laugh, well Jarod is the type of guy that can make you feel like the most important person in the world, or he can be your shoulder to cry on. No matter what the situation or the problem, he is there to help. Jarod is absolutely perfect, in every way. He puts himself down a bit, like when he says he sucks at image editing, but we all know he rocks at it. He is great at everything he does, and he is going to go on in life the be the most successful person you know. Sure he could call or text more, but he is too busy sharing his amazingness with the world...

Jacob: You really like him, don't you Tori?
Tori: Of course, I love Jarod with every bit of my being!

by ToriWhat September 3, 2012

Jarrod moment

When someone makes a joke and no one laughs

At lunch today Donald had a jarrod moment, he looked very embarrassed

by Jarrod moment February 27, 2019

Jarrod

Jarrod is the type of guy that peoplejust love. Especially women but in a friendly way as he is mostly friends with women as he knows that everyother guy out there is a conplete dipshit. But even though he hangs with all of the girls he isnt interested in them hes only interesred in one. This girl is perfect inside and out.

"yo jarrod is a mad lad"

by Sbeuvul April 9, 2019

Jarrod Alonge

A YouTuber who makes videos on satirizing bands and even makes his own parody music in two bands called Sunrise Skater Kids and Amidst the Grave's Demons. Some may know him for purposely mispronouncing bands names, such as Knuckle Puck (actually pronounced Kanookla Pook). He is actually quite hilarious though, therefore making him a YouTube comedian.

Kyle: Did you see Jarrod Alonge's new video? He really got Knuckle Puck that time!
Dave: You mean Kanookla Pook?

by citeh citeh citeh November 14, 2016

Jahrome

Jahrome is a very sporty boy and is good at most sports mainly rugby. he’s the best player in his basketball team. and all his friends wish they where him. he is super cute and all the girls secretly have a crush on him. Jahrome is normally has brunette hair colour and has a golden skin and deep brown eyes with a tint of green. He is very very strong so don’t mess with him or he’ll beat the crap out of you.

Random girl:woahhh who is that guy he’s sooo good at rugby and super cute

Other random girl: o yea that’s jahrome one day he’s gonna be playing for the all blacks I just know it

by #hi_itz_just_me January 3, 2020