Skip to main content

jaffa baby

A red haired baby with brown skin. The potential offspring comprised from a red haired parent and one brown skinned parent.
'Hey Jane, what will happen when you and John have kids.... he's a red head and you have brown skin.... what happens if the babies have red hair and brown skin?' inquired Julie

'If that happens, the jaffa baby will be drowned in a bucket' replied Jane
by arther8183 June 30, 2011
mugGet the jaffa baby mug.

Jaffa Nips

Nipples that are shaped like Jaffa cakes that are similer to size shape and colour as Jaffa cakes
"God That Girl Has Big Jaffa Nips"
by Mazzbee January 27, 2009
mugGet the Jaffa Nips mug.

jaffad

If someone becomes "jaffad" they have had a jaffa cake shoved up their bum.
person 1: "lets put a jaffa cake in his anus!"
Person 2: "aaah! there's a jaffa cake in my bum!"
Therefore, Person 2 has been jaffad.
by annie_bpants January 31, 2007
mugGet the jaffad mug.

jaffa cakes

A small round cake (not biscuit, as biscuits have vat) with orange squishystuff and chocolate on top. Coverted by small children who refuse point blank to eat the cake and just eat the top >_<
hmmm i sure could eat some jaffa cakes...but the damn kids ate them all!
by Hanny May 13, 2005
mugGet the jaffa cakes mug.

jaffaholic

One that is addicted to Jaffa Cakes.

Signs of being a Jaffaholic:

1.) Ever feeling the need to Cut down Jaffa Cake Consumption.
2.) Ever being Annoyed by someone criticizing your Jaffa Cake consumption.
3.) Ever feeling Guilty about eating Jaffa Cakes
4.) Ever feeling like you need an Eye Opener Jaffa Cake to steady your nerves.

Effects include heavy weight gain, destruction of social lives and withdrawl symptoms.
Mary claimed she "only ate socially", but in fact she would often curl up at the bus station with 5 or 6 boxes of Jaffa Cakes, devouring them in the space of 15 minutes. She would then struggle home.

She soon came to realise that she was a jaffaholic.
by Your Uncle Cordelia October 8, 2006
mugGet the jaffaholic mug.

Jaffar

Means "stream" in Arabic. This was the name of the brother of Ali, the fourth caliph, who was killed fighting against Byzantium in the 7th century. According to tradition, he later appeared to the Prophet Muhammad in the form of an angel.
by Man4U December 16, 2008
mugGet the Jaffar mug.

jaffa flaps

a females flappage situated at the rear of the vagina.
Because they resemble the half eaten orange center of a jaffa cake.
darling would you please get your jaffa flaps out of my face!!
by Simon Worlock August 29, 2006
mugGet the jaffa flaps mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email