Jacob Sartorius

Talentless little boy with elf ears who thinks he can sing but sounds like a dying cow.

Omg you are such a little Jacob Sartorius

by Big.goth.titty.slayer August 02, 2018

Jacob Sartorius

The most vile creature to exist. Just one look at him and you want to drink bleach.

Person 1: oh my god did you see that guy over there!
Person 2: Yeah and omg what a Jacob Sartorius, gross.

by Gross stay away May 05, 2016

Jacob Sartorius

GAY AS FUCK! And very cringe wothery so you should stay at least 15 to 20 feet away at all times

Jacob Sartorius can be kinda gay at times.

by James Stiltonn June 24, 2017

Jacob Sartorius

Aka, Jacob Saggytits. He is hell. A gift from satan to let us all know that murder is sadly illegal, he is testing us🤔

"You know Ty? Total fucking Jacob Sartorius. Acts just like him."

by Dnce gvin dnce April 25, 2016

Jacob Sartorius

One who copies Caneron Dallas and has no real fans, cause he can't sing for shit.

Also known as: Ew Wtf?

1: Ew it looks like What's his name
2: you mean Jacob Saggytits?
1: yah, that one

3: DONT HATE ON JACOB SARTORIUS!

1: that's not how you say it. It's saggy-tits

by Jacob Saggytits April 28, 2016

Jacob Sartorius

Some kid who got famous for basically nothing whose haters are ten year old boys or fifty year old men and fans are six to eighteen year old girls who will choke you to death if you talk anything bad about Jacob on social media.

Girl : I love Jacob Sartorius! I can't wait to meet him and finally be his girlfriend!

by andspenboyy January 02, 2017

Jacob Sartorius

A thirteen year old fuckboy who is famous for absolutely nothing. Jacob is known for being an extra in Magcon, posting cringey musicallys and using cheesy pick-up lines as captions to "flatter" his prepubescent female viewers, but insult any passers-by. fuckboy gay musically jacob magcon youtube

This guy keeps texting me. He's SUCH a Jacob Sartorius.

by connordolan March 25, 2016