jack white 

1) The Universe's equal and opposite reaction to Jack Black, in accordance with Newton's Laws of Motion.

2) New British slang meaning "to defecate".

1) Actual A Level Physics question from Specimen Paper:
"Name a particle-anti-particle pair?"
Accepted answers:
Positron and electron
Muon and anti-muon
Jack Black and Jack White

2) "Outta my way, I need a Jack White!"

jack white by Bailey89 May 13, 2006

jack white 

cockney rhyming slang for shite.

"Man ! those white stripes are a fucking joke. Total jack white."

jack white by Drewbud315 August 3, 2007

Jack White-out

When the awesomeness of Jack White (musician) overwhelms you to the point where you can only see white.

The amazing performance by the white stripes gave me a Jack White-out

Jack White-out by BluesFan0421 June 29, 2011

Jack Whitehall 

Young british comedian who represents the personification of what unfunny is.

This film, 'Epic Movie', is very Jack Whitehall.

Jack Whitehall by japan air December 31, 2010

Jack Whitehall 

Is the opposite of comedy. He is a stand up comedian so unfunny, he actually makes you cringe. He is about as funny as an AIDs flavoured ice cream. He represents a new generation of comedians who are simply on TV because they are reasonably attractive to 14-year-old girls who don't realise what comedy is. He is one of the new comedians that don't need jokes, but just swearwords and prancing around a lot. His lack of talent, however, is not an obstacle for Jack, because his father is a high-profile talent agent formerly in charge of people like Judi Dench, and this basically means Jack inexplicably is present on every TV show despite being utterly shit.

Kid: Mother, there is a funny smell coming from the toilet.

Mother: Do you mean 'funny' as in shit, or 'funny' as in Jack Whitehall?

Kid: Arn't they the same thing?

Mother: Actually yes, but I wish the shit would get booked on 8 out of 10 cats more, as at least he has funnier material.

Jack Whitehall by ozlehfewfhgg March 13, 2011

Jack Whitehall 

The definition of pure perfection.

You, are Jack Whitehall.

Jack Whitehall by Asroc February 22, 2019

Jack Whitehall 

HES FUCKING HILARIOUS
BEST COMEDIAN EVER
IN FRESH MEAT AS JP
FINALIST IN "SO YOU THINK YOUR FUNNY"

"WHOS THE BEST COMEDIAN EVER?"
"JACK WHITEHALL OBV"
"OBV...."

Jack Whitehall by Eva Vickers January 1, 2012