Jackwack

A clean version for those jackass fuckers that drive you nuts to the point of road rage but you dare not call them that because virgin ears are sitting in the back seat

son of a...stupid jackwack! Get off the road!!

by bigwhitepimpdaddy November 18, 2010

jackshack

A semi-private location used to relieve one's self while on Big Brother 7/AllStars.

Howie and Mike both used the jackshack because they needed to get their rocks off.

by JeremyTTU August 2, 2006

jackwhack

One who is Jacked off from behind while whacking one off from the front while being whacked on from the top and whackage occuring from the bottom, an all around jackwackage

man the other day i went over to angelica's house and got jackwacked by her and her mom...and dad

by Justin M. February 2, 2005

jackwhack

Part jackoff and part whackoff.

Anyone that is being a jackoff that is doing something the equivalent of whacking off.

There's a guy in a tiger outfit drinking coffee and reading. We sit next to him and I look at him and say "grrrrrr".
He looks back with a blank stare like he has no idea what I'm talking about, then he realizes he's dressed like a tiger, and takes off his tiger ears and goes back to reading.

That guy was such a "jackwhack"

by Keith Wolff October 29, 2004