Heywood Jablome

One of those fake names used during Prank Calls like Ben Dover. Stands for "Hey, would ya blow me?" Means Blowjob.

Officer: Sir, you are under arrest for possession of two tons of marijuana in your pants. May I have your name?
Guy: Uh... Heywood Jablome?
Whore across the street: Of course, honey! I'll be right over!

by Junkyard Squirrel July 28, 2010

haywood jabloeme

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by ?? January 17, 2005

Heywood Jablome

i actually met a guy named Haywood Jablomi. He's an older dude, maybe in his mid-50s, lives west of Chicago. What the hell his parents were thinking naming him Haywood I don't know. He said he's used to the jokes about his name by now, although he doesn't like them, he won't change his name. But his friends call him Woody.

by ciotog September 18, 2003

Heywood Jablome

a name given to hide a persons true identity

man walks up to a gal she asks whats your name he says jablome , heywood jablome

by steve meister June 20, 2004

Heywood Jablome

A covert name given; see ben dover.

Police dragging some dude off to jail for protesting... Reporter says, "What's your name?"
Guy in cuffs replies, "Heywood...Jablome."
Reporter: "Is there a W in Jablome?"
Arestee: "Umm, no."

by Jay-dogg May 16, 2003

Heywod Jablome

funny name made to sound like Hey Would Ya Blow Me

Heywod Jablome please

by matt kuhar April 21, 2010