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JavaJunkie

A fan of the relationship between Luke and Lorelai in Gilmore Girls. Term was invented long before the two started dating and comes from the very first scene of the show.

LUKE: How many cups have you had today?
LORELAI: None.
LUKE: Plus?
LORELAI: Five, but yours is better.
LUKE: Junkie
LORELAI: Angel. You've got wings, baby.

A crazy fan obsessed with Luke and Lorelai. Generally have a tendency to hate Christopher Hayden with every fiber of their beings.

Also can apply to an actor or character that has expressed support/interest in the Luke/Lorelai relationship.
by JavaJunkie Queen July 27, 2007
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Javan

One of the realest people you will ever meet. He is a strong guy and will do anything for his friends. His smile goes on for miles. He is hella fun to be around and brings the life to the party, he is one of the sweetest people you will ever meet, he will always be there to listen if you have a problem. His hair he fucking amazing and it’s hella soft. Over all Javan is in hell of a guy and you are a dumbass if you ever lose him
Person 1: Hey look Javan is coming

Person 2: aw fuck yeah shit is gonna get lit
by XD_Rawr_XD May 15, 2018
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jakabbara

a creeping, gay labense loser.
that jakabbara was staring at you again...
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Java twat

A person who loves the programming language Java without good reason, and often cannot back up why they love it so.
That Steve is such a java twat.
by softwareSpack February 2, 2010
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Java the Hoot

A fictional owl-like being inadvertently created when an older gentleman from a northern Scandinavian country saw Star Wars and then proceeded to discuss the Jabba the Hut character with their heavy Scandinavian accent.
Oh yes, I’ve heard of him over the years and I think that Java the Hoot may be an outsized owl all amped on strong coffee but I don’t have a clue what he looks like!
by Dr Bunnygirl September 16, 2019
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javagasm

The burst of joy made when one completes writing ridiculously complicated code in java and it finally works.

--for computer programmers and nerds.
"AAAHHHBLHAHHHWEEEEE OMG!!!!"

"what is it?"

"sorry, just had a javagasm."








"AHHHHHHHHWOOOOOOOO!"

"intense javagasm. what'd you do?"

"i have been writing code for <insert lame, confusing computer program here> for 10 hours and it finally works. now to start the other half..."
by ihatecompsci April 26, 2009
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jagaban

31.CXD is a jagaban
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