Jagex
Makers of a great game, that treat their customers like shit, Sometimes banning players for no reason whatsoever.
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Jagex
synonyms: Fagex, Jablex, Jafex, The Guys Who Banned My Account
noun: A highly successful company bent on taking over the world. Jagex' primary goal is to document the effects of a communist, totalitarian government on a large mass of people (an average of 100,000 playing RuneScape at any given time). Jagex takes pride in their famed censorship enforcement as well as their multitude of corrupt Player Moderators, simply made Player Moderators because they demonstrate how to follow the rules (and gave MMG head). Andrew Gower, founder of Jagex, is a highly accomplished Marxist Game Developer as well as the 363rd richest person in the United Kingdom. He is also famous for having a neck resembling that of an iguana.
verb: To Jagex means to fill one's day, facebook wall, or blog, or life with many pointless updates aimed to generate a highly negative response.
adjective: Something that is Jagex is something either related to internet trolling, the act of quiffing, or the gay porn industry.
noun: A highly successful company bent on taking over the world. Jagex' primary goal is to document the effects of a communist, totalitarian government on a large mass of people (an average of 100,000 playing RuneScape at any given time). Jagex takes pride in their famed censorship enforcement as well as their multitude of corrupt Player Moderators, simply made Player Moderators because they demonstrate how to follow the rules (and gave MMG head). Andrew Gower, founder of Jagex, is a highly accomplished Marxist Game Developer as well as the 363rd richest person in the United Kingdom. He is also famous for having a neck resembling that of an iguana.
verb: To Jagex means to fill one's day, facebook wall, or blog, or life with many pointless updates aimed to generate a highly negative response.
adjective: Something that is Jagex is something either related to internet trolling, the act of quiffing, or the gay porn industry.
A typical RuneScape coversation:
Mike - Hey dud* where can I find ****** *a****s*?
Peter - Yeah I ***** a **c** with **** yesterday ******t* lumbridge tutor **** with a ********* pot of ******** *** ***** fun.
Johnny - You have to be at least 13 to play RuneScape?!
Pmod - All banned for excessive use of offensive language. But if you apologize I might mute you to make the game even more pointless and piss you off. Viva Jagex and Lenin!
Mike - Hey dud* where can I find ****** *a****s*?
Peter - Yeah I ***** a **c** with **** yesterday ******t* lumbridge tutor **** with a ********* pot of ******** *** ***** fun.
Johnny - You have to be at least 13 to play RuneScape?!
Pmod - All banned for excessive use of offensive language. But if you apologize I might mute you to make the game even more pointless and piss you off. Viva Jagex and Lenin!
Jagex by Kaio Ken X4 April 27, 2010
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Jagex
A Communist organisation, blamed for producing RuneScape. Founded in 1997 by Andrew Gower, in order to test Communism for use in the real world.
Jagex:...After all, it's hardly fair to give players an advantage for investing their time and money, is it?
Player: I dunno. Lol that guy has brown hair! What a loser. *Scratches anus*
Player: I dunno. Lol that guy has brown hair! What a loser. *Scratches anus*
jagex
Jagex are a bunch of fat knob jockeys, that sit there all day improving there 'games'. with there rolls covering the screen probably cant even see what they are doing.
most people beleive andrew gower bumraped people so hard that they had to work there. and now Jagex has brought the world gayness 24/7
most people beleive andrew gower bumraped people so hard that they had to work there. and now Jagex has brought the world gayness 24/7
andrew gower: hey dude wanna come work at Jagex to help me make runescape a better place?
normal guy: nah im fine mate, got a good job
andrew gower: what c***? did u just get smart to me im gonna own u in the wildy with my {autobot} with my pure account {i cheated to make it, autobots etc).
yaaaaaaahhhh!!!! * andrew gower bumrapes him so hard the guy cant move*
normal guy: nah im fine mate, got a good job
andrew gower: what c***? did u just get smart to me im gonna own u in the wildy with my {autobot} with my pure account {i cheated to make it, autobots etc).
yaaaaaaahhhh!!!! * andrew gower bumrapes him so hard the guy cant move*
jagex
a company which has brought us the game called Runescape, which contrary to most n00bs' ideas, is quite good when you get better. Although many people bitch about bad service, it's your fault for trying to fight a lvl. 92 with full dragon armor and weapons, not the game's