july 1st

Shot your shot Day

It’s july 1st Shot your shot man

by ok5alas October 15, 2019

July 1st

this day ( being July 1st ) marks another day since Ray William Johnson's masterpiece Doin Your Mom was released.
nuff said

guy one: "hey its July 1st, you know what that means!"
guy two: "can you just not fu(have intimate relations)ck my mother for once on july 1st?"
guy one: *already ran off*
guy two: "damn."

by reallystinky June 24, 2022

July 1st

Raini Rodriguez's birthday.

A.K.A. The best day ever

Person: "Hey, it's JULY 1ST. Anything special today?"
Person 2: "Yeah, it's the best day ever! It's our skinny legend's birthday."

by thetruemeaningsofwords May 17, 2020

july 1st

The best day of the year if u were born on July 1st you have a massive penis and r rlly fit and also if ur names Rio and ur born on July 1st then that’s even better coz dat mean ur better den everyone else 🕶💷💷💷

July 1st is good

by Unknown Black man October 16, 2019

July 1st

People born on this day are some of the ugliest but sexiest people in the world with trash and amazing personalities

Hey are you a July 1st because your a awful but good person

by Cheese21ch October 15, 2019

july 1st

the day all kinnies will die.

i will snipe all of them.
who am i?
:)

person 1: yo what day is it?
person 2: july 1st... wait, didn't you say you kinned komaeda ?
person 1: yeah why?
person 2: im so sorry

by lsdmdnnnjjjs October 16, 2019

July 1st

Also known as the dick of July (Julius Caesar).

Bro, my birthday is on July 1st.
You mean the dick of July?
Yeah bro, Julius Caesar had a monster cock.

by Krifmas June 28, 2021