This one is a good to pull on your friend in a crowd..
Q: If you were to go camping with a bunch of guys. Then in the middle of the night you woke up with your pants down, and vaseline on your butt, would you tell anyone?
(If they answer no)
A: Wanna go camping?
Q: If you were to go camping with a bunch of guys. Then in the middle of the night you woke up with your pants down, and vaseline on your butt, would you tell anyone?
(If they answer no)
A: Wanna go camping?
by Doug Hightower September 23, 2005
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A joke is when you try to aim at being funny with saying something that isn't serious or making puns, another way to describe it is the majority of this planet will never take one.
Wayne: why did the chicken cross the road
Josh: why?
Wayne: TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE LOOOOOOOOL
Josh: what have you done..
Wayne: huh?
Josh: you're aware I'm vegan, right?
Wayne: Oh sorry dude it was just a-
Josh pulls out a gun
Wayne: OK MAN THERE'S NO NEED TO DO THIS CHILL IT WAS JUST A JOKE
Josh: in my world, there's no such thing as a joke.
Josh: why?
Wayne: TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE LOOOOOOOOL
Josh: what have you done..
Wayne: huh?
Josh: you're aware I'm vegan, right?
Wayne: Oh sorry dude it was just a-
Josh pulls out a gun
Wayne: OK MAN THERE'S NO NEED TO DO THIS CHILL IT WAS JUST A JOKE
Josh: in my world, there's no such thing as a joke.
by xaggy July 15, 2021
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