Jon Stewart 

The coolest guy to have ever come from Lawrenceville, New Jersey. In fact, the only cool thing to come from the shithole that exists between Princeton and Trenton.

Jon Stewart's the coolest cardinal grad ever

Jon Stewart by GoddessofSnark December 28, 2005

Jon Stewart 

Should run for president in 2008!

Jon Stewart - President
Stephan Colbert - Vice President

Jon Stewart by Kelvin06 August 11, 2006

Jon Stewart 

Hottest Man in America

Jon Stewart on Kilmar Abrego Garcia on The Daily Show: "Can I honestly tell you? Like, this isn't even really...the thing that's...like, they're fucking enjoying this, like the two of them: our president, their president, "I can't do it. I guess we'll just have to let him rot in fucking prison, even though he didn't deserve to be there." I know you guys don't care about this guy–I'm talking about these two–" {Donald Trump (USA) and Nayib Bukele (SLV)} "–but somebody else cares about this person, and you just randomly, with no evidence that you'll show anybody, call him a terrorist."

Jon Stewart by 7568ino April 20, 2025