JOLT

A variation of the acronym YOLO meaning "Jesus Only Lived Twice" it was arised as a joke that an 11-12 year old made in attempt to make her friends laugh while at a nerd camp when hanging out with them. commonly used as a comeback to "YOLO"

Teenager 1: Aye, you wanna go smoke some weed?
Teenager 2: Nah man i ain't 'bout dat life
Teenager 1: C'mon mah nigga, YOLO
Teenager 2: Nahhhhhh, JOLT man, JOLT

by Mypseudonymisalreadybeingused November 15, 2013

jolt

when compared to most other soft drinks, ownage. When compare to Bawls, Shit.

Dude:OMG!!!1111!!!! THIS JOLT IS T3H R0XX0RZ!!!!
Guy:Try this Bawls. It ownz jolt.
Dude: *gulp gulp gulp* WOWO!!!1111!!!!11! OMG R0XX0R!!!11!!!!!!

by karri0n October 19, 2003

Jolt

The best Twitter User on the site, no one even compares to Jolt.

"Hey do you follow Jolt on twitter"

"Hell Yeah bro, better than that Nuts guy"

I'm subtweeting someone in Urban dictionary, im on some next level hating shit

by ThunderJoltTV June 30, 2022

jolt

A line of crack cocaine sufficient for a single shot - a jolt.

Oh fuck, get Jimmy to the hospital, he took ten jolts in the crapper!

by coosh September 7, 2006

Jolt

A Game and Internet Serice Provider (GISP) which, although having a good selection of servers to play on,is staffed by utter morons and has the dredges of society as its community. It was always morally inferior to it's now dead rivals, Barrysworld and Bygames , and to a latter extend Wireplay (still going but a bit pish)

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by Pod January 13, 2004

Jolt

Acronym for "Jack-o-lantern teeth". Describes somebody who has alternating missing teeth like a Halloween pumpkin.

Hey Jolt, you look like a pumpkin with all those missing teeth.

by Daniel H. B. March 9, 2017

jolt

a fucking knobhead who doesn't know when to stop speaking
retarded simp
he is a fucking cunt

"shut the fuck up jolt" - everyone on this planet

by Joltyy June 7, 2020