joe rogan

Hot standup comic, very funny. Also women want to lick his neck.

Joe Rogan makes me laugh.

joe rogan by sxygrl5000 April 15, 2007

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Joe Rogan

-The pot smoking commentator for the UFC who says very amusing things

-Formerly the host of Fear Factor, but no one watched that shit

-A very funny stand up comedian who often jokes about wacking off

Joe Rogan: That cut looks like a goats vagina!

Me: Omg, joe. Really?

Joe Rogan by jiujitsujack August 9, 2009

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Joe Rogan

The voice of reason during these scary times. He makes good arguments for both sides of anything being discussed and is not afraid to speak the truth no matter how hurtful it may be.

Joe Rogan: "Theres only 2 genders."
Liberals: "How dare you"
Joe Rogan: "Climate change is real"
Conservatives: "How dare you"

Joe Rogan by YoTeLoDije December 20, 2018

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Joe Rogan

The Joe Rogan is a two step sexual practiceor sex move, that consists in bringing your partner close to orgasm, only to then interrupt the intercourse and tell a short story about an even better orgasm you once had. The second part of this sex move, consists in asking them if they happen to have tried DMT.

"Right when she was about to come, I pulled out and explained to her that I have waaaay better orgasms now through Yoga and she really should try that... Then I asked her if she had ever tried DMT, yeah, I totally Joe Rogan'd that bitch!"

Joe Rogan by Brudolf January 2, 2019