jew canoe

Its when you buy an un expensive car, i.e any toyota or hundai, and the upgrades cost more than the car itself.
''Hey did you see that jew canoe?''
''Yeah, those upgrades make that car look awesome.''
by chubchub13 April 24, 2010
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Jew Canoe

An automobile that is very cheap or beat up and will fit alot of people.
by Richard21 March 12, 2012
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Jew Canoe

A Toyota Sienna or a Honda Odyssey filled with Jews from Lakewood New Jersey traveling to Brooklyn New York via Garden State Parway. Usually with the bumpers flapping in the breeze
Look at these idiots in their Jew Canoe swerving through traffic trying to get back to Lakewood from Brooklyn
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Jew Canoe

A plane full of Jews usually flying from South Florida to Long Island, NY. Passengers tend to be extremely confrontational until the flight crew sets their shit straight.

If your a flight attendant, its a long-ass flight!
So I worked the Jew Canoe today and almost had shove my size 12's up some jerks cornhole because they wanted 14 cans of soda, they whole box of cheese crackers, and anything else on the plane that is free.
by Your friendly flight crew January 20, 2010
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Jew Canoe

a minivan commonly driven by jews with thier 4 - 6 kids.
the jew canoe cut me off!!

look at the jew canoe full of curly jews.
by smh@u August 09, 2007
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jew canoe

A Cadillac with New York or New Jersey plates.
Look at those assholes in the jew canoe! They almost ran me over on the way to the synagogue!
by Kevin Not-a-Jew January 08, 2007
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