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jerk

a mean person. someone who makes you frustrated and angry. so you call the person who is mean a jerk
james was being such a jerk when we were fighting. therefore, i called him a jerk.
by ALI! January 2, 2006
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jerk

A person that breaks off the relationship twice, and still expects you to come back to their selfish ass.
Allie's exboyfriend was a real jerk.
by Hackley April 10, 2006
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jerking on

The act of masturbating and failing to ejaculate.
by Blue Ballas of MTU April 10, 2009
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Jerk

Noun. An idiot or stupid person. An insensitive, selfish, ignorant, cocky person who is inconsiderate and does stupid things.
"You're such a JERK for leaving me at the mall with no ride home!"
by x8drea8x August 3, 2005
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Jerk

The kind of guy most girls ACTUALLY want when they say they want a Nice Guy.

Jerks are selfish, manipulative bastards who see women as little more then sexual conquests to brag about to their buddies or mere objects that are there for their personal pleasure. As to ensure the post-sex breakup will be in their favor, Jerks often play the "sensative guy" early on so the girl will make most of the moves on HIM, and after he's done with her and dumps her for some other girl just like her, he can make it look like she's at fault for coming on too strong, and consequently she'll take him back if he chooses to return for seconds.

Typically are/were Frat Boys, Jocks, and Preps in school.
"Yeah, Billy's a real Jerk the way he used Tricia like that. Can't believe she bought his crap though."
by ShadowD May 18, 2005
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jerk

Someone is driving and has to turn left but doesn't signal "you jerk!"
by A. E. Whitman February 26, 2007
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Jerking It

Another term for "doing alright", or "doing well", usually in relation to general small-talk. This slang is often used in New Jersey and surrounding areas. See example:
Ted: Oh, how's it going, man? How are you doing?
Alfonso: Oh, you know, man; Just jerking it.

Ted: Yeah, yeah, me too.
by thewanderingjew22 August 16, 2011
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