internet hoe

1.a girl that flirts with all the guys in the internet and in person does nothing and is quite

2.a girl that plays with guys mind on the internet

3. a monique

yo i was so getting at this internet hoe but when i met her in real life she was so quite it was a turn off

by jordan tizcon April 2, 2008

Internet hotness conversion factor

The process of using incorrect but more attractive stats on a dating profile in order to get more hits. This phrase was used by Lester on NBC's TV series, Chuck (Episode 214, "Chuck Versus the Suburbs"). The concept can also be seen in Brad Paisley's hit song "Online".

I'm 5'4" and weigh 425 pounds... but you should see the hits I get on eHarmony. With the internet hotness conversion factor, I'm now 6'5" and I have abs of steel.

by JessLewis March 17, 2009

Internet Hobo

A person who has no strong sense of belonging in the "real world" and spends a significant portion of his or her time on-line. By spending time on-line, the internet hobo builds up a network of contacts and virtual hangouts and develops an on-line home, basically by connecting with other internet hobos. (Incidentally, e-bum.com is a place for internet hobos to hang out.)

Your friends all move away or you move to a new city. The people you meet in real life are not your type of people. You work from home or have no real way of making contacts in your everyday life, so you turn to the internet for companionship. You are an internet hobo.

by numberonehobo March 22, 2011

Internet Hoe

Man or Woman who post images of themselves on the Internet in an effort to make money. Normally done in the form of subscription site.

Dude I saw this Internet Hoe on myspace she had a link to her pay-per-view site. Cost me $5 bucks a month and brother. it's worth every dollar. She shows everything.

by 13 Blessings July 7, 2006

Internet Hole

The black hole that is the internet - devourer of time. Tim Berners-Lee's final and greatest attack on the productivity of all humanity.

I fell into an Internet hole, and when I got out, I had missed brunch. fml.

by fid August 4, 2012

Internet Hobo

An internet user, squatting on another persons connection, possibly due to moving home and not having a connection of there own.

I've just moved house, so at the minute I'm an internet hobo. You can still contact me though as I'm stealing my neighbours WiFi.

by Chronicfathead September 28, 2008

INTERNET HOARDING

Investing in a trend that hasn’t started yet (via creating a new hashtag on a social media platform)

Rick: Fam…heilvessel is over here using hashtags that have no traffic behind them. How is he supposed to flourish off that?

Chad: Bro…get with the times. Internet hoarding is now and you’re so yesterday right now.

*Chad ghosts Rick irl*

by OGT THE BISHOP November 14, 2021