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Instastalk

When someone you have just met friends or messages you on facebook via smartphone during the time it took you to leave the bar and get home.
"Holy sh*t, she instastalked me. I can't decide if that's cool or not."

Or

"Don't friend her yet, your too close to instastalk territory."
by Drewsmits February 9, 2010
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instastan

An Instagram page created by a Stan and dedicated to a respective fandom. This allows for the separation of Stan content from rinsta content.
I know my friends are sick of me posting about Taylor Swift all the time so I created an instastan and now my feed is all tay errday!
by gifwiththetimes August 21, 2019
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Instastalker

A person who likes, comments or follows a user of social media without having any real life connection to them or who you may actually dislike in the real world.
Chad to friend - "hey, I just liked John's photo on Instagram and we haven't spoken in months!"

Friend to Chad - "Damn, Chad, you're such an INSTASTALKER!!!"
by Uniquethinker87 November 5, 2014
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instastalker

A friend who follows all of your friends, even if they don't know the person
That girl is an instastalker!
by definethis1 June 9, 2014
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