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timber inline™️

A turm used by those who can smash n who like to zip tie there Frenemies For the fuck of It!! Who turn on you so now want to see them fall by knocking them at the knees w “hi powered Co2 guns for the fun of it ! Cuz we can!!😂🤣🖕
Hay dog you ready to go take care of our timber inline™️
by k187c February 2, 2020
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Illitebitch

1. a clever combination of illiterate and bitch, used to described a female who is complaining about something she has no understanding of.

2.can be used literally for a female dog who can not read, also a a female human that can not read.
3.a mispronunciation of "a little bitch"
1. "dude, yo girl is complaining about not having money, she hasnt had to work a day in her life, what an illitebitch."

2.man 1-"bro, why didn't your dog listen to the 'warning cliff' sign?"

bro- "she's an illitebitch, but she was smarter than yo inbred sister"

3. tinkerbell- "did captain hook just call me an illitebitch?"
peter pan- "no, he's a pirate, he speaks weird. he called you a little bitch "
by vakee July 4, 2010
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Technologically illiterate

Someone who doesn't know and will probably never learn how to work a computer or any form of technology, i.e video games, cell phones, microwaves, etc.
Mother: Honey, where's the space bar?
Teen: Mom, its the biggest key on the keyboard.
Mother: Oh thank you, that really helps a lot.
Teen: *Sighs* Mom, you are so technologically illiterate.
by Frostgirl117 February 24, 2011
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Fresh Invite

Not being thought of when your friends plan on doing something fun. Being excluded from something when you had free time. NOT GETTING THE INVITE
Me: So what did you do this weekend?
Joshua: AYE i had lunch with Arianna Grande, Kersten and Viktor!
Me: FRESH INVITE!
by SexyBoy1994 September 20, 2012
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Abusive illiterate

An abusive illiterate is a very low life stage of human or know as a Rowan Cuntingham who think being abusive to women while in a relationship or abusing a child the ages of and between 10-17 years old is a perfectly fine thing to do then after a week play it off as if nothing happened. While on the illiterate behalf is on the lower brain ability to the point of not being able to read a 2 page babybook with no words or write the simplest of words such as him ,her, the, it and so on. An abusive illiterate is not a person you will or would ever want to involve yourself with.
"Tim: That Rowan hit her and her son and played it off as If it was nothing"

"Jack: i know and all because he was jealous that they could spell They and he couldn't"

Abusive illiterate
by Dill_dough November 1, 2020
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Initech

Initech is an evil software corporation with a broken printer in the movie Office Space run by Bill Lumberg.
Man I really hate waking up in the morning to go work at Initech.
by Rumsfield October 22, 2008
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conjugally invite

to solicit participation in an activity for the purposes of fucking the invitee
mike conjugally invited jeff to invest in his company

bernard madoff conjugally invited many prominent jews
by investor February 17, 2009
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