dipping your pen in company ink

1. Having sexual relations with a co-worker.

2. Embezzling from one's employer.

"Dude, dipping your pen in company ink is a good way to get something you don't want."

by Joe Bone March 11, 2005

dip your pen in the company ink

I don't think hooking up with a co-worker is the best idea, but I can't stop thinking about getting in that ho from accounting.

He didn't want to lay his dough where he made his bread, but sometimes ya just gotta dip your pen in the company ink.

by GlazeHer June 18, 2016

inkpen

Pen, writing impliment. Used instead of the word "pen" in order to make it sound more technical and complicated, even though it's just a pen.

Darnell: Yo, let me see that inkpen so I can write this bitch a check.

Jane: Inkpen? You mean a PEN?

Darnell: Don't be stupit, gimme that inkpen. Yeah, PEN!

Jane: Why not just call it a pen?

Darnell: Keepin' it real. Bitch.

this is just a joke example

by Louis White January 4, 2008

Inkpen

Used is some southern dialects where "pen" and "pin" are nearly indistinguishable.

I need an inkpen to fill out the title for me new f250

by MattTheKnife September 7, 2022