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Person 1: I just got a call from some guy selling text messages!

Person 2: Where was he from?

Person 1: Sounded Indian to me...
India by Fraser C October 9, 2008
india is a kind and caring friend she always knows how to cheer you up and she always has something to say there is never a dull moment when your around her. your lucky to have a friend called india or a girlfriend. she will crack it if you do something to hurt her but she will push that aside if you need her. her smile is the brightest and will always make you smile. keep your india safe and happy and make sure you care for her.
person 1: are you good
person 2: yea i just talked to a india and she helped me and gave me some advice.
india by charlatte17 May 31, 2018
That bad bitch that will beat yo ass
Me: omg girl you seen what India did to that hoe
Girl: yes bitchhhh she beat her badddd
India by Alais December 10, 2018
Where your computer was built. Also a good place to catch a tropical disease.
India is a high tech country with low-tech sanitation.
india by big tru homie izzo December 28, 2005
A sub-standard or expedient delivery solution to a computer related production issue
Man that cartoon used to have mint illustration but lately its india as
india by lucyGeneric February 5, 2007
Is a girl who is a complete nerd and keeps her head in books... She may seem nice at times but then she'll snap and go crazy! Beware of the India! Her book smart powers may kill you or injure you greatly!
Mom: Where's India?

Me: *In Robot Voice* I do not know
India: TEHEHEHE

Mom: Weird
India by StuckInWTF July 19, 2010