jump in the water and fuck the fish

a great offer, deal, or bargain that, if it was made, the person would immediately act

If he sold his 2009 Mercedes for $5000, I would jump in the water and fuck the fish.

by KingsGambit66 July 3, 2009

Shark in the water

"sharks in the water" refers to the other women in a relationship that a girl knows are there.

-"Why're you leaving him? You guys were so good together."
-"He thinks I'm too stupid to realize there's a shark in the water, I know he's going over some other girls place."

by crgouhsnf July 11, 2011

there’s a shark in the water

An Australian exclamation of surprise.

Bruce: Yeah, sí I just broke up with my gf.
Hugh: There’s a shark in the water!

by Sheev the Senate February 17, 2019

Dick in the Water

Someone that is very "Mainstream" or a "Hipster".

Person1: Dude, check my new shirt, it's illin'.
Person2: Shut up you're just another Dick in the Water

by Kadicta November 22, 2011

still a fish in the water

Still a fish in water means that you feeling like you blend into the crowd to much and you want to stand out more.

In my giant middle school I don't stand out at all I'm still a fish in the water.

by Zoe B. July 12, 2017

Chum In The Water

When a woman takes a bath and sucks up water into her vagina. She then queefs it out thus creating a white cloud of leftover cum in the bathwater.

Sara was takeing a nice hot bath the other day when she decided to chum in the water.

by RedSeraph April 13, 2009

one oar in the water

Not all there. tetched, a few sandwiches short of a picnic, bonkers, nuts, his elevator stops short of the top floor, etc.

Ever since he heard Dennis Kucinich speak, he's had just one oar in the water.

by octopod May 8, 2004