In soviet russia... 

Silly internet joke alluding to an episode of Family Guy. The quote from the show was,"In Soviet Russia, car drives you!" The variations of the joke is created by inverting the subject and direct object of a sentence. Often used by postwhores trying to join a conversation with no meaningful input.

In Soviet Russia, definition makes you!

In soviet russia... by OuchyGrouchy March 1, 2005

In Soviet Russia... 

An inside joke started on the show Family Guy. A phrase in "(subject) (verb) (noun)" form becomes, "In Soviet Russia, (noun) (verb) YOU!"

Example:

Before: I'm out of ideas.
After: In Soviet Russia, ideas run out of YOU!

In Soviet Russia, definition adds YOU!

In Soviet Russia... by dj gs68 September 12, 2003

Leading a Horse to water in Soviet Russia 

An alternative to the saying, “you can lead a horse to water, but you can’t get him to drink”.

Since Chernobyl is a highly radioactive area...death is certain if you remain there for too long.
-Leading a Horse to water in Soviet Russia- Example Below for better use and help to understand old proverb...

American: “here we say you can lead a horse to water, but you can’t get him to drink”
Russian: “in Soviet Russia they used to say something like that too! Except it went... you can lead a horse to water, but you can also lead your horse to Chernobyl! And then you’re both fucked!”
American: “cold world huh”
Russian: “nope just Siberian Winter”
-Leading a Horse to Water in Soviet Russia-

Leading a Horse to water in Soviet Russia by Smoke and Fork Banger’s Club November 7, 2018

in soveit russia... 

well you no how in russia its like our backwards day?
when something is outta place before they say what it is they say In Soveit Russia...

In Soveit Russia... you dont ride animals they ride you!

in soveit russia... by who do you think it is... February 28, 2011