Agony

A one-armed man hanging off a cliff with itchy balls.

Tyler's agony was so intense he passed out.

by Ima Hardigan December 7, 2010

agony aunt

a womon in a magazine who gives you advice if you are a sad person with no one else to talk to.

person; " dear agony auntt, my best friend is so much better looking, cleverer, and an all around brilliant person that I feel inadequate. What should I do?"

agony aunt: "kill yourself" (not really; that last bits a joke

by bradhadair January 8, 2005

Beautiful Agony

The face you make when having an orgasm. Similar to the "O Face" but lasts the whole experience.

Gets its name from the fact that the pleasured person contorts their face in such a way as to look like they're in agony, but in reality, are much happier.

"Dude, I just found a whole bunch of You Tube videos with chicks filming their beautiful agony as the masturbated"

by DodgyBarnet September 6, 2006

agony in pink

a fan fiction written by the dark ranger that involves kimberly (the pink power ranger) being mercilessly tortured by a monster that lord zedd created.

agony in pink is banned in Australia.

by dailyqwerty January 22, 2012

Dear Agony

The fourth album from the band Breaking Benjamin, featuring songs such as:
I Will Not Bow
Crawl
Dear Agony
Hopeless
Anthem of the Angels
Give me a sign.
I Will Not Bow was featured on the film Surrogates, the music video to this song features clips from the film

man: that breaking benjamin concert was the shit!
me:hell yeah man! they're the best!
man:whats their new album called?
me:its Dear Agony

by thank you for smoking April 27, 2010

anus agony

The anguish your anus goes through sometimes.

Claire crawled outta the bathroom, hands on her ass, face contorted with anus agony. Tears streamed down her face. Poop was smeared on the bathroom walls. "Call 911. I have anus agony", she moaned.

by Mazuel-Aziz October 27, 2006

No Agony, No Bragony

There's no bragging rights for people who haven't worked for it.

"Oh man, that team really sucks." Oh really? Have you worked as hard as them or have the balls to even go for the team? "Nah dude, they suck I don't wanna join them!" Then shut up, No Agony, No Bragony.

by Offbrand. July 21, 2009