An IMperative (eye-em-pear-ative) is a sentence in an online conversation that is generally harmless except for when punctuated. This can lead to the recipient feeling the sender is issuing an imperative, often inappropriately, and respond harshly. Often observed in conversations between an illiterate douchebag and an English major.
2:53 Bob: man im so wasted
2:53 Bob: i think i need to do
2:53 Bob: my hw
2:54 Susie: Fine - go do your homework.
4:05 Bob: hey
4:05 Bob: FUck Off.
16:13 Bob: You IMperative loving whore
2:53 Bob: i think i need to do
2:53 Bob: my hw
2:54 Susie: Fine - go do your homework.
4:05 Bob: hey
4:05 Bob: FUck Off.
16:13 Bob: You IMperative loving whore
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Common evolution theory states that the man's instinct to copulate overrides all but the most basic functions of survival. If you’ve ever been a member of a fraternity you understand.
Common evolution theory states that the man's instinct to copulate overrides all but the most basic functions of survival. If you’ve ever been a member of a fraternity you understand.
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Co-mperative conflation includes a complete overlap between the boundaries of synthetic dialectics and intersubjectivity; deontology (law) and science; and naturalism and monotheism respectively.
Reveals the phenomenal to be fiction ie. the internalized space of the contiguous is completely devoid of value in accordance with Nietzsche's paradigm of nihilism.
Fiction-theory.
The co-imperative contrapositive to contiguity.
Co-mperative conflation includes a complete overlap between the boundaries of synthetic dialectics and intersubjectivity; deontology (law) and science; and naturalism and monotheism respectively.
Reveals the phenomenal to be fiction ie. the internalized space of the contiguous is completely devoid of value in accordance with Nietzsche's paradigm of nihilism.
Fiction-theory.
The co-imperative contrapositive to contiguity.
Co-imperative conflation is counter-posed by co-imperative contiguity in which all conformal circles intersect at a single point (in contrast to an infinite number of points).
Co-imperative contiguity reveals the monotheistic (one God) divinity to be fiction which is later replaced by the meta-apeirotheistic (infinite self-God) sublimity.
Co-imperative contiguity reveals the monotheistic (one God) divinity to be fiction which is later replaced by the meta-apeirotheistic (infinite self-God) sublimity.
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