iwtdbidwtkm

I want to die but I don’t want to kill myself

Iwtdbidwtkm my life sucks.

by anonymous September 14, 2020

IWTOYWIM

Stands for "I will think of you when I masturbate", A creepy message to put in the back of your classmates yearbooks.

"Julie, HAGS! See you next year! IWTOYWIM!"

by Urban Dictionary January 26, 2009

iWood

A state of arousal reached when playing with your favorite Apple product (iPod, iPhone, iMac, etc).

Hey, did you see the new iTouch?.. I get iWood just thinking about it.

by todh January 3, 2009

IWTDMWBILAIDFLGOMY

I want to do my work but I'm lazy and I don't feel like getting off my bed.

"Bruh, do your fucking work. Your boss asked you to finish this by tonight."

"Ugh, IWTDMWBILAIDFLGOMY"

by the anonymous turkey October 28, 2020

Iwtoywywmt

Slang for “I will twerk on you whenever you want me to”

Girl: Iwtoywywmt
Guy: bet mommy, right now

by Y0b01J4y January 14, 2023

iwtd

iwtd stands for I want to die.

I am so ugly and imperfect, I can't resist, iwtd.

by Huawei2v is the worst April 7, 2023

IWTOYWIM

An acronym for "I will think of you when I masturbate"

Beautiful Woman: "Hey Jarret, IWTOYWIM!"

Handsome Young Fella: "What does IWTOYWIM mean?"
Beautiful Woman: "I will think of you when I masturbate..." ;) ;D 8D

by jroeishere June 17, 2016