come from the words. iPod and Microsoft
=isoft
The isoft is what happens when a power hungry turtle neck (steve jobs) and a bottlecap glasses homophobe (bill gates)
put aside the hate for each other in an attempt to enslave humanity the isoft has one function -seek out inteligent life and consume.
The isoft works in the simple way of being used as tolietpaper-
the user wipes his ass with the durable,non stainable , polyfiber composite.
When contact between saids asshole and the isoft paper is met the isoft releases tine nanobots to invade the users nervous system instaling pointless software such as
windows 7 , java , Microsoft exel , imovie , safari
and many more.
Once the nanobots have finished the programs are booted up and now the individual is under the command of the
mega- billjobz zord.
=isoft
The isoft is what happens when a power hungry turtle neck (steve jobs) and a bottlecap glasses homophobe (bill gates)
put aside the hate for each other in an attempt to enslave humanity the isoft has one function -seek out inteligent life and consume.
The isoft works in the simple way of being used as tolietpaper-
the user wipes his ass with the durable,non stainable , polyfiber composite.
When contact between saids asshole and the isoft paper is met the isoft releases tine nanobots to invade the users nervous system instaling pointless software such as
windows 7 , java , Microsoft exel , imovie , safari
and many more.
Once the nanobots have finished the programs are booted up and now the individual is under the command of the
mega- billjobz zord.
Man- once those isoft nanobots reach the ass it's all over...
Woman- how do we stop them once there inside?
Man- you tuck your head between your legs and kiss your ass goodbye
Woman- how do we stop them once there inside?
Man- you tuck your head between your legs and kiss your ass goodbye
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Term used by MILF lovers and feet fetishists. Often tattooed on different body parts to inform cougars about your preferences.
Term used by MILF lovers and feet fetishists. Often tattooed on different body parts to inform cougars about your preferences.
Woman: Hey is that ISYMFS on Your arm?
Boy: Yes it is.
Woman: Let's go to my house and talk about it.
Boy: Yes it is.
Woman: Let's go to my house and talk about it.
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