Internally Corrupt

The state of having frequent and uncontrollable shits.

Taking pleasure in anal penetration (Male)

Poor Jimmy had to spend 3 weeks out of school because he was....(whisper) Internally Corrupt.

by Foobadoobadoo January 16, 2007

Internally Weeping

looking fine from outside , but crying from the inside

he did not tell me , but it was clear that he was internally weeping

by kamo315 October 12, 2023

*Screams Internally

When someone says something so wrong or stupid that you want to scream, but you can't because it's rude so you scream internally.

Guy Number 1: How are you doing man?
Guy Number 2: Not good I forgot my homework and I think that means I have ADHD.
Guy Number 1: Um pretty sure you don't have...
Guy Number 2: I think I know what I mean man I know I have ADHD.
Guy Number 1: *Screams Internally

by EdgyDabs April 24, 2017

*dies internally*

when someone says something so dumb that you are just confused as to how they have made it this far in life

person 1: what do you think of anti-vaxxers?
person 2: i think they might have a point i mean have you seen what they put in those things?
person 1: scientifically approved ingredients?

person 2 exactly we have no idea what those "scientists" put in them.
person 1: *dies internally*

by emeralduser June 19, 2020

Spontaneously internally combusted

Whenever something randomly explodes because of a teamswitcher, buster the combuster, suicide ɓomɓer or a buster

OH MY STOP COMBUSTING IN MY FACE sorry I meant spontaneously internally combusted

by DOC. Chocc June 3, 2024

Anals of Internal Medicine

A prestigious peer-reviewed medical journal targeted to pretentious anal-retentive physicians; journal in direct competition with the Annals of Internal Medicine

His shit is too good for us; he subscribes to the Anals of Internal Medicine

by Snoopy Pugh April 18, 2008

Internal briefcase

The type of turd which is so vast and substantial that relieving yourself of it is comparable to putting down a heavy briefcase you have been carrying all day.

Person 1: 'Hey are you ok? Whilst you were upstairs I heard a colossal thump.'

Person 2: 'Don't worry, I just dropped my internal briefcase.'

by freshpot September 9, 2011