All you need to know about Chris Ingham is:
He creeps on young women.
He shows love to his wife by cheating on her (not that she gives a rats arse anyway)
He loves his career but not doing all of the hard, painful work.
He is a doctor with no qualifications but believe him, he is a doctor.
His surname is Delonge. Not Ingham. You bunch of haters!
He likes beanies. He has one for ibis meet ups and one for family man time.
Forbidden cheese hides under the beanie. He is planning to sell the peculiar cheese. “Cheesy and Me”.
Has a micro penis. 2 second guy. (Allegedly).
Has 3 daughters (one on the way), 1 stepdaughter, 2 sons and a marriage for profit.
Keeps losing go-pros.
One of the best skaters in the UK but only knows one trick.
Has a face like a slapped pig’s testicle.
He creeps on young women.
He shows love to his wife by cheating on her (not that she gives a rats arse anyway)
He loves his career but not doing all of the hard, painful work.
He is a doctor with no qualifications but believe him, he is a doctor.
His surname is Delonge. Not Ingham. You bunch of haters!
He likes beanies. He has one for ibis meet ups and one for family man time.
Forbidden cheese hides under the beanie. He is planning to sell the peculiar cheese. “Cheesy and Me”.
Has a micro penis. 2 second guy. (Allegedly).
Has 3 daughters (one on the way), 1 stepdaughter, 2 sons and a marriage for profit.
Keeps losing go-pros.
One of the best skaters in the UK but only knows one trick.
Has a face like a slapped pig’s testicle.
“If any tv productions or movie studios are making a Jimmy saville documentary and looking for a double of saville, Chris Ingham is their guy...with his red shiny tracksuit and track record”
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Hannah Ingham is a lying ass fake anorexic skinny ass bitch, she lied about not being able to link with me and my friend because of corona, she’s fake and she lies because she had a whole sleepover with Ashleigh and she linked with Christan, Makenzie, and Ashleigh after she was talking shit about them and they were going to fight.
Ohhh, you’re talking about that hannah ingham, she told me that she couldn’t come with us because she had to hang out with her parents instead of go to the movies with me and my friend.
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Get the Max Ingham mug.To come to a realization that your current state (physical, mental, emotional, etc.) depends if you would of done something different long before now. Similar to the butterfly effect, but a lot less chaotic.
Andrew: "I wonder if I am this hungry because I decided to get a small fry instead of a large fry last week."
Tiffany: "You know what's that called, right?"
Andrew: "Me making a dumb decision?"
Tiffany: "No, silly! It's called The Ingram Effect!"
Andrew: "Hmm, so I didn't notice this before, but I got a small cut from the barber a few days back. Something like that?"
Tiffany: "Exactly!"
Tiffany: "You know what's that called, right?"
Andrew: "Me making a dumb decision?"
Tiffany: "No, silly! It's called The Ingram Effect!"
Andrew: "Hmm, so I didn't notice this before, but I got a small cut from the barber a few days back. Something like that?"
Tiffany: "Exactly!"
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