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Infidelity ambassador 

A person that cheats alot. They become the ambassador for infidelity.
Person 1: Hey, did you hear Tristan Thompson cheated on Khloe again?
Person 2: Yeah! People are calling him the Infidelity Ambassador

Infidelity Cycle 

is When you add a little extra laundry detergent to the clothes you know your man/husband wore to have sex or hang out with another female.

A infidelity cycle is usually done by a housewife with mastered coping - forgiveness skills. And a severe need for that "clean home feel"
Gender rolls can be reversed when talking about this action but not too likely.
Man's home!! Time to wash an infidelity cycle load. Good thing I just bought a fresh gallon of tide
Infidelity Cycle by Katefunnyha January 25, 2024

masturbatory infidelity 

Cheating on your right hand by whacking off with your left hand. Whether it be due to feeling like you're getting some strange or because you are seduced by your left hand wearing a sexy glove or mitten,it's still cheating.
I fell victim to masturbatory infidelity in a moment of weakness. I saw that sexy Dora the Explorer band-aid on my left thumb and couldn't help myself.

negotiated infidelity 

How to fuck another woman and your wife at the exact same time.
A negotiated infidelity arrangement = a sad state of affairs.

tv infidelity 

the act of watching a show that you and your significant other watch without them.
Last night Karla watched the season premier of Bones without Joe. She totally committed TV infidelity.
tv infidelity by MomoTV November 19, 2013

Black Infidelity Test 

In the urban black community, when a female in the relationship suspects her man of cheating, she administers the black infidelity test by sniffing her man's penis to make sure it "don't smell like no otha bitch's pussy."
When Laquanda suspected her man Salameh of being unfaithful, she immediately administered the black infidelity test by ordering him to "drop yo' boxers n' lemme smell yo dick."