Shepard: how are you getting drunk?

Tali: Very carefully. Turian brandy, triple filtered, then introduced into the suit through an emergency induction port.

Shepard: that's a straw Tali

Tali: emergency induction port

emergency induction port by cbonsa January 25, 2014

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Dick-Induced Asthma

When a person experiences asthma symptoms, such as coughing and/or wheezing, during or after the act of fellatio.

Guy 1: Hey man, want to suck my dick?
Guy 2: I'd love to but I have dick-induced asthma.

Dick-Induced Asthma by Robsworld6 January 17, 2013

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The Music Industry

Taylor Alison Finlay Swift, also known as the mother of cats.

Taylor Swift is the music industry. Periodt.

The Music Industry by relevant people September 11, 2020

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