dang! i gotta go! 

Exclamation, point where you realize that you might not make it to the restroom.

mandy cried "dang, i gotta go" just before the pee started flowing down her legs.

dang! i gotta go! by ben November 18, 2003

dang! i gotta go! 

you have to use the bathroom really bad and if u dont find one soon ur gonna pee yourself

girl 1- hey
girl 2- dang! i gotta go!

dang! i gotta go! by Lizzle May 11, 2003

MOM I GOTTA GO PEE 

This is a very common phrase used by children under the age of 8 who forgot to go pee before the 10 hour long roadtrip.

This phrase is used because before the roadtrip started, the mom asks, do you have to go pee timmy? timmy usually says no.

30 minutes into the roadtrip... MOM I GOTTA GO PEE.

thus angering the mom.

Timmy: MOM I GOTTA GO PEE!!!!!!

Mom: Shut up Timmy.

MOM I GOTTA GO PEE by HIHIHI LOLOLOLOLOLOL12343 November 9, 2023

I gotta jet 

To leave in a hurry

Bae: "Wanna stay longer tonight?"
You: "Sorry, i gotta jet!"
Bae: "Why?!"
*already out the door*

I gotta jet by ooddoogottoyonak May 30, 2014

I gotta piss like a wounded Jap 

What someone says when they have to pee really bad. During World War II, thousands of badly wounded Japanese soldiers were abandoned in the jungles of the South Pacific. Their wounds prevented them from being able to unbutton and pull down their trousers by themselves. Therefore, they were left to die alone with extremely full bladders.

Situation 1:

Drunk guy #1: Oh man, I gotta piss like a wounded Jap!

Drunk guy #2: Dude, you have the weakest bladder in the world.

Situation 2:

Wounded Japanese Soldier: Ooooooohhhh!!!

I gotta piss like a wounded Jap by DJJazzyJeff9 April 16, 2013

I GOTTA TAKE A SHIT 

A proclamation that holds some urgency, thereby allowing you to quickly get out of a situation. It also lets the individual that the proclamation is stated to know that you won't be back anytime soon.

Florence: Have you seen my pictures from our vacation? We took something like 500 pictures.
Ethel: I GOTTA TAKE A SHIT!!!!!
Florence: Well then I guess maybe next time.

I GOTTA TAKE A SHIT by TigerW September 4, 2005

i gotta glock in my rari 

when you have a pew pew in your vroom vroom

"Yo come check it out I gotta glock in my rari"

i gotta glock in my rari by I gotta glock in my rari July 6, 2016