I don't give a shit

The act of not caring about something.

-Derp: Hey, can you go clean up th--
-Herp: I don't give a shit.*Flies away*

by M364 November 3, 2013

I don't give a shit

The most polite and courtesy way of telling someone to leave you alone.

some poser asshole: Well like, I was at the mall and like blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah...

Me: I DON'T GIVE A SHIT!

poser jizzmonger: *walks away crying*

by gadgase January 21, 2006

I don't give a shit

Something a person will say when they don't care what a person has to say. Phrase is most heavily used by people who are being talked to by a liberal or polititian. The phrase can be tracked as far as the year 1812s when the English told Americans that they are mean and need to give them thier land back. The Americans replied "I dont give a shit".

I don't you fully appreciate on how mass of a scale I dont give a shit.

"Dude I have hepititise c", "I don't give a shit".

"Hey man can I have a drink of your beer," "I don't give a shit".

by DUDE_JUST_ STFU March 7, 2017

I Don't Take No Shit

The Act of not taking any shit from a relative or friend.

Bitch: Brah your looking like a faggot in that V Neck

You: Bitch I don't take no shit!

by Kidwhodoesn'takeanyshit June 9, 2011

I don't give a shit

I don't give a shit is a popular phrase to be used when you are not interested in what someone else says or believes. It implies that you don't even care enough to physically give them a sample of your fecal matter

"I don't give a shit for shit and other shit"

by Skybolt453 August 22, 2014

I Don't Give Two Shits

An expression, when said, means you really do not care about what someone is saying, or what's going on around you. Recommended to be said sarcastically.

Shithead Neighbor: Hey Tim!
You: Yeah, hi.
Shithead Neighbor: I won the lottery jackpot yesterday! 40 million dollars for me!
You: Well guess what? I don't give two shits if you win 40 million, or 40 cents. Get the fuck out of my face please.

by ChronicClub August 18, 2016

I don't give two shits

Way of saying, I really could care less for this shit, and shut the fuck up. Wrapped up in one little phrase.

Dude #1: Hey, can you go water my plants while I'm gone?

Dude #2: I don't give two shits about your damn plants!

by Waffleboy2c7 March 27, 2010