god i'm so blue

whenever you're feeling really sad and start singing this out of nowhere alone in your car, or in your bedroom since you cannot afford a car yet. get a job.

Teacher: "Good morning Rebecca! Did you do your homework this morn-"
Rebecca: "GOD I'M SO BLUE KNOW WE'RE THROUGH BUT I STILL FAWKING LOVE YOU BABBBABABE"

by robertodavinci February 19, 2021

This school food be disgustin disgustin not bussin bussin on god no kizzy pls help me i'm being held hostage in chin-

When This school food be disgustin disgustin not bussin bussin on god no kizzy pls help me i'm being held hostage in chin-

MOM PLEASE HELP ME This school food be disgustin disgustin not bussin bussin on god no kizzy pls help me i'm being held hostage in chin-

by Killua sussy baka69,420 UGH February 14, 2022

god is god, i'm not.

Made famous by Beyoncé on her "Don't Hurt Yourself" music video, "GOD IS GOD, I AM NOT" actually means that if god forgives, I don't, which was the context of the song itself (Beyoncé was mad in her song, singing about how he cheated on her).

Boy: Forgive me, I swear I will change.
Girl: God is god, I'm not.
Boy: You are so selfish
Girl: *BLOCK*

by YasserB January 9, 2017

I’m a goddamn onion

Frank Woods’ second best catchphrase

“I’m a goddamn onion,Mason.You should know that”

by You will break, American January 30, 2021

I'm the Goddamn Batman

The explanation batman has for everything he does.

-Who the hell are you, giving orders like that?
-Are you DENSE? Are you RETARDED? I'm the GODDAMN BATMAN!

by SpinnyPoggers July 17, 2009

I'm not apologizing for a single Goddamn thing from the inside of an echo chamber made out of idiots

No. I don't need to apologize for rape. I didn't rape anyone. You are stealing both my life and my identity and replace it with YOUR shit life and convincing a gaggle of idiots to help you do it doesn't make you smart and it shouldn't distract from the fact that I was right about the "weaponized schizophrenia" and what it would lead to.

Hym "I'm not apologizing for a single Goddamn thing from the inside of an echo chamber made out of idiots. I'm not going to let a power tripping idiot twist my arm into making an apology for a rape I didn't commit or doing something that is benign. I'm not swapping lives because you don't like the shit I said."

by Hym Iam December 13, 2025

Oh Im God

When you are beyond shocked and trying to control the situation. You become a God but still tripping on the issue.

“Oh Im God” did that woman just drop a load on my sofa

by CalltheSky July 29, 2018