i'll take you to mickey d

I will kick your ass.

Usually used as the finish of a threat. "Not only am I done with you, I'll take you to Mickey D!"

by Mama-smh June 1, 2017

I'll take it from here

Literally means 'I'll assume responsibility and control of this situation from this point forward.'

It's usually used in a condescending manner, with sarcasm optional. So, in reality, it means, 'You've screwed up enough/underperformed the task, so I'll assume control and responsibility so it won't become FUBAR.'

New guy at job - "Hey, I transfered the account to Mrs. Jennings like you told me to!"

Boss - "WHAT?! I told you to transfer the funds to Mr. Jennings?! I'll take it from here."

by jajais4u March 30, 2011

I'll take you to the candy shop

A phrase used when a man wants a blowjob and/or handshop. There is often no actual candy shop, just a lot of lollipops.

"hey girl I'll take you to the candy shop"

by seaswimmer August 16, 2016

I'll take your word for it

A response when someone tells you to try something and you don't really want to. Can also be used as: I'll take your word for that.

Boy: "You should try these clams. They're really good."
Girl: "I'll take your word for it."

by Sagira May 16, 2010

i'll take you on

I am going to bring you down you motherfucker.

Stupid Bully: Give me your money or else I'll beat you up.

Smart Kid: I'll take you on!

by AC May 31, 2005

I'll Take Things That Suck for 500 Please, Alex

A statement reflecting profound unhappiness.

"Oh, man. The other day on the Poudre I missed Decision Rock and got my ass handed to me. There was carnage everywhere and I was like, 'I'll take things that suck for 500 please, Alex.'"

by wykykr May 15, 2006

I'll take that

A time in your life you start drinking a lot more beer. And you think to yourself it will probably cause liver issues and think ahhhh i'll take that

I'll take that.

by Kuehlstein February 23, 2018