handsuck

Street term for the common handjob.

KC: "There's a lovely lady offering hand jobs out by Dyers Variety."
Kenny: "Did you tell her to grow the fuck up? HJ's are so middle school."
Gov: "I'd take an old fashion from that hussy."
Rob: "That broad can toss me a quick handsuck anytime. How much is she asking?"

by Mexican Reggie October 23, 2013

Vagina Handshake

How Trump Greets a beautiful woman.

When you're rich or a celebrity, you can do pretty much anything you want, so when I meet a beautiful woman I walk right up to her and grab her by the pussy, and give her a vagina handshake.

by Chas501 December 31, 2016

Bingley Handshake

A good old fashioned wank into an abandoned sock or glove

Bingley Handshake

by Greg_the_Smeg February 14, 2019

Nervous Flyer Handshake

When the person on the flight is apprehensive to fly so you help them relax. Typically by manual sexual stimulation.

Woman in the seat next to me was worried about flying. Let her give me a nervous flyer handshake to calm her down. Not sure about her but I need a smoke.

by HomerJ71 October 29, 2019

Worldwide Handsome

A title belonging to only one man in this world. A normal homosapien like you, unless you are Kim Seok Jin, will never be able to claim this title. Criteria includes: out-of-this-world confidence; broad shoulders (specifically 60 cm); must make dad jokes (what colour are burgers? Burger-ndy.); possess an angelic voice; a great dancer; Korean; oldest member of Behind The Scene (but is the secret maknae).

Win. Lose. I don't care because I have this face at the end of the day, so who's the real winner here? - Mr Worldwide handsome

You, handsome. But me? More handsome.

I'm worldwide handsome.

by Smolmochi October 7, 2017

Dante with both hands

When you hold an erect penis with one hand and "bop" it with the other hand.

"But Ms. Millnitch, Lucas is giving a dante with both hands in the bathroom!"

by StephBae March 10, 2017

worldwide handsome

Worldwide handsome is Kim Seokjin from Korean boy group BTS. He has said this before on interviews during the BBMAS and after BTS had won for top social artist.

SJ: I am...worldwide handsome

by Jiminie_mochi1013 June 12, 2017