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the humpback

One in the pink, three in the stink.
The index finger is seperated from the three other fingers, resembling a humpback whale's mouth. A great follow-up after the shocker.
The look on her face was priceless when I pulled the humpback.
by Hair-to-Shoulders June 12, 2005
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hugeblackafricanamericanpenis

Originates from Reid Barnett. A native of St. Joseph Missouri. Measures up to 15 inches long and 20 inches around. Many women are overwhelmed by the sight and feel of it!
"Reid, your penis is huge!"
-Christie, 18

This penis has set the new world record!
by Idono August 14, 2004
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Humpback Hoochie Mama

A cracker-ass-cracker misinterpretation of the lyrics in a 2 Live Crew Song. See the original "Friday" with Ice Cube.
No, Todd, it's HOODRAT hoodrat hoochie mama. NOT HUMPBACK!!
by The Roc March 22, 2004
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Humpback Whale

Having doggy style sex with a fat girl. Upon ejaculation, the male shall be referred to as Captain Ahab, and whichever one tells the story with more dignity shall be called Ishmael.
Greg: Dude I heard you banged a fat girl last night
Craig: Yeah dude, not one of my better nights
Greg: What position were y'all in
Craig: Doggy
Greg: Dude you have to stop doing the humpback whale
Craig: I also finished
Greg: Way to go Captain Ahab. Let me know if you see Ishmael again.
by Phil Bob February 19, 2014
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Humpback Midget

Usually in Florida, when a woman shaves her labia (A.K.A.: Coohie) at a NASCAR event or while driving, and her vulva accidentally bulges out making fart noise. (A.K.A.:Quefe)

or

When a man has an abscess on his penis, usually below the head.
Example sentence 1: Can't believe Mary got arrested because she got a Florida humpback midget at the Daytona 500.
Example sentence 2: I had asked John to take over the wheel while I was shaving when I looked down to see if that noise was because of a Fl humpback midget.
Example sentence 3: "When George got bit by that caterpillar on his wiener last July, it swole up and gave him a humpback midget!"
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homoblacked

The status of having been the recipient of interracial homosexual anal intercourse for the first time.
He enjoyed getting homoblacked by his boyfriend on their first date.
by Domowkadominator October 3, 2020
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humpback whale

a gay whale
a homosexual whale
a sir mix-alot whale
a whale who's keepin it on the 'down low'
a whale that humps 'back' as opposed to one that humps 'front' - etc
person 1: "Oh man dem whales are faggots".
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person 2: "yeah,them's some humpback whales".
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person 3: "yeah them whales hump ass"
>
person 4: "damn homos"
by ~tilde man~ September 24, 2005
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