hump the dump

To "hump the dump" is to literally have sex with human or animal feces. In laymen's terms: fuck a turd. It's not performed often and can be considered to be either a sign of idiocy or of extreme love (as in humping your partner's dumpling...). It can be conjugated, however, "dump" must be changed to rhyme to it, or it will mean something different (see example 2). It can however also be related to dave's mum (see example 3). This action can bring pleasure to both sexes:
Male: Inserts erect penis into the dump
Female: Inserts dump into vagina
It is not very popular in Europe, Asia, Oceania and America, however, was performed frequently by both sexes of tribes of the lower Niger around the 1800-2000.

1)
Eugene: Hey Chris, how was your night with Katie?
Chris: Awesome, I humped her dump!
Eugene: High Five bro!

2) Differences when conjugated:
a. I am humping the dump - only an idiot would say that, doesn't create the same effect without the rhyme.
b. I am humping the dumpling - If you thought of this before reading this, you have my respect.
In conclusion, a sucks, b rocks...

3)
Larry: Ever heard of Dave's Mum?
Barry: Yeah, I humped her dump!
Gary: Hell, I had a gangbang dump-hump with her!
Larry: Gross...

4) Hump the dump is a good way to make shit useful!

by Frostie_Bandit June 15, 2008

Hump And Dump

When you are dating a chick and know its going down hill so you bang her and then dump her the next day.

"Are you and that chick breakin up soon?"

"Yeah I think Imma hump and dump her."

by Tilly4 January 20, 2010

Hump It & Dump It

The act of vigorously humping then immediately dumping a girl or guy, usually for the sole purpose of being a prick..

-Dude I just fucked the hot ass chick from 2nd street!!!

-Dude you better hump it & dump it cuz I heard that bitch got the herpaly-erpalies!!!

by BigMac831 March 20, 2011

Hump-n-dump

Pretend to be in love in order to fuck a chick, and then dump her right away! Don't TELL her, just DISAPPEAR!

A person who DOES the hump-n-dump is called "Humpty Dumpty".

by Humped-n-Dumped July 08, 2006

Hump n Dump

The act of having sex and then breaking up with that chick/dude immediately afterward.

Hey dude, you totally pulled a hump n dump last night with that chick! Right on brah!

by deutschcanuck September 27, 2010

hump me dump me

A relationship that usually lasts less than a week, purely for the sole purpose of having sex. Supposed to be a play on words of the nursery rhyme 'Humpty Dumpty'.

Omg Sally, I think Tom pulled a hump me dump me on me last night.

by maxwags January 14, 2018

hump it and dump it

Coitus and bail, love and leave, one night stand, hook up at a party then immidiatly leave

I met him or her at a party last week. Did you hump it and dump it? Oh yes, I hit it and quit it.

by Osagereef September 20, 2013