devin hester

most amazing return man ever in NCAA FOOTBALL History. The Michael Jordan of Kick Returns. Ran back his first kickoff return ever for a touchdown vs. the Gators. jaw dropping

larry coker: we need a big play, let the other team score so they can kick off to Devin.

by jfire February 5, 2005

brown hester

When he pulls out of your ass to fast and the maid has to clean up your poop

" I feel really bad that Juanita had to deal with the brown Hester me and Michelle left last night"

by Goddess baby December 26, 2017

Hoester Strudel

A particularly slutty girl, who may have sweet side. The strawberry filling symbolizes all that is slutty, while the icing symbolizes all that is sweet.

This can be used as a term of endearment between two close friends, or as an insult/derogatory term.

1. heyyyy my lovely hoester strudel, wanna get ready for the party together? lolololol xoxo

2. Oh my god. Did you see the amount of cleavage that bitch was showing today? She is such a Hoester Strudel.

by maddielucy December 31, 2010

Hugsterbate

the act of hugging oneself out of loneliness or lack or a proper hug.

Ben- I really need a hug
Talia-Well I can't hug you, so just hugsterbate.

by tdollafromtheg December 31, 2011

Devin Hestered

Devin Hester is one of the best return men in the NFL.
To be Devin Hestered means to be owned, dominated or schooled. AKA being DH'ed!

Kern just denied by that girl, he just got Devin Hestered!
Kern you just got fuckin DH'ed!

by Levak May 27, 2008

devin hester

Quickly becoming one of the best returners in NFL history, with 3 punt return touchdowns and 1 blocked field goal return touchdown in his first 12 games.

"Did you see Devin Hester's punt return Sunday?"
"Yeah, #23 totally kicks ass"

by JRice80 December 6, 2006

hugster

Portmanteau (word combination) of hugger and hipster.

A person who enjoys hugging and hugs often.

A young person who lives a consciously hip lifestyle.

Often times used by a person whose heart energy-center, which is the center of compassion and love is blocked up to describe a person whose heart chakra (anahata) is wide open.

Standing at a crosswalk in a busy city:
New Friend: "So, Christopher, I read that you are a meditator, yoga teacher, drummer, and a service-man; and you love to give and receive hugs."
Christopher: "Yes, absolutely. Hugging is mutually beneficial. It is also a behavior that demonstrates our connectedness to all other human and animal beings."
Bypasser: "Hugster!"
Christopher: Smiles at New Friend and then refocuses on creating.

by Christopher Bueker August 30, 2013