Huber

A "Huber" is someone who is notorious for being a tattle tale.

"What the Hell? Bob is such a friggin' Huber. I can't believe he ratted us out."

by OMGWTFBBQ?!?!? December 27, 2008

huberize

To ruin anything that could possibly be cool. To "nerd up"; to make awkward and tiresome.

hu-ber-iz-ing: The act of ruining anything that could possibly be cool.

1) If you have mentioned the word "parse" more than once during a conversation, the conversation is said to have been "huberized".

2) Joining a conversation you have entered too late to pick up on, and then asking all parties to start over, is to generally "huberize" the entire situation.

3) When a number is mentioned as part of a sentence in any context besides mathematics, remarking that the number is (or is not) prime will instantly "huberize" the conversation.

Sentence examples:
"Man, lunch really got huberized today."
"Everybody was having a good time until sombody went and huberized things."

by goounit May 22, 2006

huber

probably the smartest man one could ever meet

Just ask Huber. He'll know what to do.

by coach hall December 28, 2005

huberize

to apply a symmetric, continuously differentiable, piecewise analytic transform which is quadratic near zero, but linear past some threshold, to a quantity, especially an error. To do so maintains smooth derivatives for optimization purposes, but is more robust against outliers than purely quadratic error norms;

'dude, I totally huberized that residual.'

by shabbychef February 13, 2009

huber gay

anything as gay as mark huber

Three fingers in your asshole? That's huber gay.

Soup kitchens are huber gay.

by marky mark and the dirty girls April 27, 2011

Huber Hanglider

To dangle precariously on the edge of a couch or table while having your partner place your testicles in their mouth and holding on tight while you jump across the room. Can result in extreme pleasure or a torn sac, perhaps both.

Womp had his new girl Oprah give him the Huber Hanglider while dangling on Becky's new ottoman.

by Senor Musk October 27, 2006

Huber morning

Waking up Looking extremely beat and exhausted. Wake up wearing different clothes than the ones you slept in. No energy to move body. Smell like Raging Hot Chicken, weed, fruit roll-ups, and ton dog

Mom and Dad: Bitch you look beat as fuck
Me: sorry just having a Huber morning

by Female7777777 September 30, 2019