Housin 

1) When you do/say something as a joke.

2) when you do/say something spontaneously because of a certain mood

1) Ada: "You look stupid and I hope you choke on your pillowcase. Haha, I'm just housin!"

2) Brendon: "WHY DID YOU BURN MY HOUSE TO THE GROUND!!"

Melissa: "I'm just housin lol."

Housin by MoutainMike August 15, 2024

housin' 

Jailhouse slang aka, "jailin it." Your house is your cell. When housin' you command your house. On the street it's posturing, of course, but you may have quite a bit of real control depending on your toughness.

Listen to RATM Housin'.

housin' by Wordtinker July 25, 2010

Housin' the Scene 

To be in charge of a large drug dealing operation, preferably in a public housing project or low income neighborhood.

Generally one who is "housin' the scene" has a large stash or either rock cocaine or marijuana and this is generally protected by enforcers with large guns such as "triple beams" as referred to in the well known Westside Connection song: "The Gangsta, the Killa and the Dope Deala"

"Well, it's the nigga that's housin' the scene,I got pounds of green and birds sittin' on the triple beams"

Housin' the Scene by big Tolst March 9, 2009

Full Housin' 

(v.) The act of drinking straight out of a communal beverage container, usually a half-gallon or larger.

Originating from the popular 90s sitcom "Full House" in which DJ's boyfriend, Steve, was known to commit this act in the Tanner's kitchen, often aggravating Danny.

Rebecca: "All the cups are dirty, and I caught Steve full housin' our gallon of milk."

Jesse: "Dude, what an ass wipe"

Full Housin' by Lafferty Daniel October 2, 2008

public housin 

To show authority in your own house

Cuz I'm public housin. I am public housin in this bitch

public housin by call me blue May 19, 2016

trap housin

going to garage sale in the hood; neighborhood hustle

Today we are going trap housin

trap housin by Pearl and Jean July 31, 2021

Houdini Torpedo 

A Houdini Torpedo is when you drop a Deuce in the toilet bowl and the trajectory and velocity of the fecal matter leaving ones anus causes the elongated mass of shit to disappear out the drain pipe without leaving any evidence of its existence in the bowl.

Honey, you won't believe what just happened, I took a crap and after wiping my shit stained ass , I placed the used toilet paper in the bowl only to realize I produced a Houdini Torpedo, it was like majic , my shit had completely disappeared ! I

Houdini Torpedo by TheJetPilot October 25, 2016