Housekeeping

The act of which one knocks the dust off some old pussy.

Grandma has been pretty moody lately, that bitch need some housekeeping.

by Qu33fy January 1, 2021

housekeeping

to kick all forms of ass.

Guy 1: "ok now im pissed"

Guy 2: "yeah, time for some housekeeping"
or

Psycho with Uzi: housekeeping? *tears down door*

by NocturnalTalon October 18, 2008

Nazi housekeeping

A reference to the Nazi zombies game in the Call of Duty franchise. It is a derogatory term that highlights the game's focus on rebuilding barriers, running away form the zombies, and generally doing anything except kill zombies.

Bob: "Have you really been playing Nazi housekeeping for 6 hours straight?"
Rob: "You just don't understand the strategy man"

Bob: "get a life... or at least play regular call of duty"

by TexasSouthWest January 20, 2011

housekeeping

The wife getting the husband's house in a divorce settlement/contract.

My american wife finally decided to do a little housekeeping today.

The judge agreed the wife to housekeep her husband's home.

Joe's friend Hey Joe tell your wife to do some housekeeping, your house is a mess and of course you can't do it because you work 12 hours a day!
Joe Oh yeah uh after a little arguing with her, she finally did it. By the way, do you mind if I can stay at your place for a while?

by theasianamerican April 18, 2010

Housekeeping

Sex with the missus

Where you been? I've been trying to call you for an hour.

Had to do a little housekeeping.

Hear that brother!

by Shuaman December 31, 2016

Housekeeping

A code word used within a group of males to indicate that things have or are about to be really messed up. Generally during consumption of alcohol. #cryforhelp #imverydrunk #beingpesteredbyloser

Man is Very drunk and is about to fall over after being inappropriate with a work colleague the call housekeeping should give immediate assistance. Pronounced is emphasis on the e - "Housekeeeeping!!" Also is a code word to escape a dire event .

by GarryB August 25, 2016

Good Housekeeping

an American women's magazine featuring articles about women's interests, product testing by The Good Housekeeping Institute

On May 2, 1885, Clark W. Bryan founded Good Housekeeping in Holyoke, Massachusetts as a fortnightly magazine

by Wendysfg May 7, 2023