Human Water Hose

When you shove a garden hose up your ass and put that fucker on jet, then hope for the best

I’m so close to committing human water hose right now!

by Mikeox big November 29, 2019

You can't take a horse to water

An old Canadian expression meaning you can't physically take someone and force them to do what they absolutely don't want to do.

Putin needs to learn what you can't take a horse to water means. The Ukrainians won't just roll over and give him their country.

by Uncle Dimma March 12, 2022

The Water Hose

You perform the water hose when you drink while taking a piss, therefore pulling water from a source and giving it as well.

Dammit Makenzieleigh, thank you so much for this camelback, I'm so hyrdrated I can do the water hose on the go.

by isaboble August 8, 2022

Wisconsin Water Hose

A Wisconsin Water Hose occurs when you are fucking a girl from behind and she starts to shit diarrhea; you then cover her anus with the index finger making shit squirt out similar to a water hose.

Mallory had indian food and while getting pounded she started to shit diarrhea, so Daniel gave her a "Wisconsin Water Hose".

by n00bicle January 12, 2012

Water-hose

Semen-penis for short.
usually referred to a penis but the correct usage is a penis with sperm cells on the skin from outside (Mostly after sex by yourself)

-WTH Please stop doing sex by yourself!!
-My Water-hose is can handle this dude

by Habouz August 27, 2018

water horse

the most dank chronic you can get anywhere that is extremely expensive and very rare

"mad that water horse made me trip for 10 hours!"

by the blunt king October 16, 2008

Siamese Water Hose

It's when a guy simultaneously ejaculates on one girl's face, while farting in the others mouth...

Ben "Siamese Water Hose" them by farting in Katie's mouth while ejaculating onto Brenda's face.

by Simple Jack duh April 9, 2016