hot carl

everyone is wrong. a hot carl is just plain shitting on someone's face. a warm carl involves seran warp. and a cold carl involves the receiver laying under a glass table while the giver shits on the table over them.

I had to wash my face for three hours straight after Dave gave me a hot carl, next time I'll stick with a warm carl. Cold carl's are for wimps though

by Jackson McDonald October 26, 2006

Hot Carl

When someone takes a shit on your ceiling fan and waits for you to turn it on.

Ray's room smell's like shit after I Hot Carled it.

by no123453322 August 30, 2013

hot carl

To seran wrap your face and have someone lay a hot steaming load on your face

Wow I can't believe Ramon likes when people shit on his face! He really is into hot carls.

by Cuiy7 Punch3r November 22, 2010

hot carl

When you poop in a sock and hit someone in the face with it.

The bitch wouldn't shut up so I had to give her a hot carl

by RaeFai May 23, 2009

Hot Carl

FUCK! you all are wrong about the hot carl. the proper hot carl is is achieved by wrapping saran wrap around the face, yes, but you must remember to make a bowl out of the wrap inside of the mouth. then you take a shit in the bowl(this will work best with soft poo/diarrhea). Now for the finale. when you are about to come. you have to push your dick through the the saran wrap bowl so that the hot shit and come inters the mouth all at once. it really is a beautiful thing.

bitch open your mouth so i can give you a hot carl.

by A_HIZZLE March 30, 2009

Hot Carl

The act of taking a shit on someone's face with Seran wrap over their face as to make you and/or your partner sexually aroused.

Especially cool if the Hot Carl-ee is a Chao to the Hot Carl-er

CHAO: Hey, dude, you wanna Hot Carl on my face?
ROBIN FAULKNER: Sure, dude I'm pretty full of shit right now.
CHAO: Oh, great, make sure you squeeze out all the liquid shit too, so I can suck it up with a straw later.

by Matt Sutty July 22, 2007

hot carl

a hot carl definitely entails shitting in a tube sock, then foxtailing that shit straight to someone's face, upon which you scream 'hot carl!'...sound effects are a plus

Jeremy was being a huge tool, so I decided to lay down the law and hot carl his ass. I put that fag in his place.

by Governor December 13, 2006