The act of shitting in a tube sock, then placing said sock in a microwave. After the poop is nice and liquified, then a hole is cut in the sock. Then you smack someone across the face.
Person 1:Did you see me give that guy a hot carl?
Person 2: Yea, he had so much shit all over his face, it was gross.
Person 2: Yea, he had so much shit all over his face, it was gross.
by HotCarler24 April 24, 2011
Get the Hot Carlmug. by Tough Guy 1 May 25, 2008
Get the Hot Carlmug. When a guy fucks a girl and cums inside her, then she stands over his chest and let's the cum drip out of her pussy onto his chest.
by gretone December 1, 2016
Get the Hot Carlmug. The act of swinging the closed end of a white tube sock, filled with freshly deficated feces from one's sexual partner, and hitting one's sexual partner in the face.
"I was about to Hot Carl that bitch when the end of the sock broke open and shit went flying all over the place"
"Sheela had been begging for a Hot Carl all week, but when I finaly got in the mood, there wasn't a tube sock in sight."
"I hot carled that bitch for or five times that night before she finaly succumbed to head trauma and died."
"Sheela had been begging for a Hot Carl all week, but when I finaly got in the mood, there wasn't a tube sock in sight."
"I hot carled that bitch for or five times that night before she finaly succumbed to head trauma and died."
by Greg Magno February 24, 2008
Get the Hot Carlmug. While very similiar to a traditional Hot Carl, this new defination is when your asshole dialysis patient decides to take his full shit bag and throw it in your general direction to show his displeasure about some trivial matter, like some damn dirty ape.
That patient was so mad that we were late, he tried to give me a hot carl. Luckily I was able to dodge it and it flew all over the nurse. If he does it again I will puke right on that fucker's head.
by Damn Dirty Ape June 7, 2007
Get the Hot Carlmug. To shit on someone's face
A stripper was cock-blocking her friend, another stripper whore, by telling me and me friends that the bitch was into some sick shit like "Hot Carls". She explained it to us; to have her face shit on.
by Daeman July 18, 2008
Get the Hot Carlmug. 1: When I left work I told everyone to have a Hot Carl. 2: When my electricity bill was $37.42, I exclaimed,"Hot Carl."
by RORO from da NONO December 11, 2006
Get the Hot Carlmug.