hosehound 

A really ugly, often fat woman who thinks wearing fishnet panyhose, vinyl miniskirt or whatever slutty outfit would make her pretty when in fact it just makes her look uglier and stupid.

"Oh man, what a fucking hosehound getting out of that car!"

hosehound by Joe July 27, 2003

hosehound 

as a verb, the act of a good hard sexual encounter equivalent to soft rape

"I'm going to hosehound that girl."

hosehound by Nolan C. May 5, 2008