if it wasn't for my horse, i wouldn't have spent that year in college

In a bit by Lewis black he overheard one girl say this to another. He went on to say that this is the type of nonsensical utterance that if you think about it too long you will develop an aneurysm and your head will explode. In fact, in many places trading a horse for a year of college is acceptable. Horses can be sold for $10s of thousands of dollars.

I was broke so if it wasn't for my horse, i wouldn't have spent that year in college.

by nombre falso February 23, 2010

got the horse might as well ride it

If you have the resources you should use them as made famous by Kyle Kretzschmar

Should we use the pullout or just sleep on the couch
Got the horse might as well ride it let's use the pullout

by the dilmaker March 14, 2023

I have the power to make this a word, hmm what should it be? what about... Juan the horse!

someone strong that makes a definition about Juan.

not gonna lie, I have the power to make this a word, hmm what should it be? what about... Juan the horse!

by cnuajikiuik,i8 December 14, 2025

bud house it

When there is an ample amount of drinks left unattended on the table/counter and you ‘bud-house it’ by picking them up and drinking it so you don’t waste a drop.

There's a lot of extra drinks around, wanna bud house it?

by JJAKK January 6, 2008

bud house it

When there is an ample amount of drinks left unattended on the table/counter and you ‘bud-house it’ by picking them up and drinking it so you don’t waste a drop.

There's a lot of extra drinks around, wanna bud house it?

by JJAKK January 2, 2009

house it

Swallow pills with no liquid chaser. Ref: TV character Dr. Greg House (House) habitually swallows Vicodin without the need for water.

When the cops grab you holding pills, some times you have to house it to avoid the arrest.

by vaultcoach January 23, 2008

House it

It can be used as a way to say ether “keep it” or “sell it/lose it”. When used with a positive connotation it’s used as the “keep” form. When used with a negative connotation it’s used as the “sell/lose it” form.

Girl ain’t nobody like your attitude house it.

Omg I love your outfit, house it. It for real looks real good on you.

by IzzyMat July 22, 2019