homeostasis

The force that makes a guy just want to hang out on the couch after drinking a few beers or smoking some weed.

My wife said we should go to the movies, but the I told her that homeostasis was holding me firmly in place.

by BreauxMagnon December 29, 2018

Does homeostasis sound like a joke to you?

A nephrologist's call for help, is the only valid response to "I'm gonna drink more water", don't drink water if you don't have to, you don't know better than your kidneys.

Uneducated Person: I'm gonna drink more water!
Nephrologist: Why?
Uneducated Person: Because It's healthy!
Nephrologist: Does homeostasis sound like a joke to you?

by KomradeKopke December 14, 2022

Homeostasis

The act of keeping your cum warm and fertile

hey dude did u here about carl, ya his homeostasis was wack now he shoots blanks :(

by BrodyDavis69 May 29, 2019

hornyostasis

like homeostasis, but the horny resting state of your body

teenage boys are often horny, thanks to hornyostasis

by chodehairy November 11, 2020

Homeostasis

(noun) An overload of gayness that results in someone's motor skills halting for a short period of time.

My friend and I were going to hang out later, but I had to wait nearly an hour because he had already gone into homeostasis.

by Mex-sicko February 19, 2011

Homieostasis

A relatively stable state of platonic relationship between two individuals wherein one member of the relationship ejaculates in the other's anus and the other, in return, ejaculates in the first's anus.

Bill and Joshua have reached homieostasis, according to Mary, who said she spotted them ejaculating in each other's anuses.

My best friend and I have just reached homieostasis last night, I am excited to share this with my girlfriend!

by Homie Master April 20, 2022

hornyostasis

like homeostasis, the horny resting state of your body

teenage boys are often horny, thanks to hornyostasis

by chodehairy November 11, 2020