horizontal hula

to have sex, do the nasty, get jiggy with it.

dick and jane did the horizontal hula after the prom.

by wastinmoola January 24, 2004

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horizontal narcolepsy

When one uncontrollably falls asleep every time they lay down flat, parallel to the floor, even if it is not a planned "nap time."

Roger: "Hey man, why weren't you in class today?"

Matt: "Dude, i laid down on the couch to watch TV and my horizontal narcolepsy kicked in... woke up 4 hours later."

by midleman08 May 11, 2010

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horizontal bop

To have sex. see HORIZONTAL MAMBO

Once, I was listening to a friend's horizontal bop... it made me laugh so hard I crapped my pants.

by I like chocolate milk. September 6, 2005

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Non-Event Horizon

The point at which a friend's Facebook status updates become so numerous and mundane that he or she must be hidden from the News Feed.

"Linda is approaching the Non-Event Horizon. 15 posts so far, most of which have been 'I'm bending at the waist right now.'"

by Johnny Twothumbs May 13, 2010

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Horizontal Boogie

another word for making love, fucking, etc.

my girl friend and i did the horizontal boogie all weekend long.

by Devon Wostenberg September 13, 2004

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A pretty Nintendo Switch game that you can get lost in catching bugs and fish, talking to animals, visiting other players, and populate a deserted island.
The fifth major entry in the Animal Crossing series.

"Wanna hop on Animal Crossing: New Horizons?"
"Nah, can't, I don't have it"
"What? How did you not have it pre-ordered? Lame."

by androidloyal March 22, 2020

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