Hornak syndrome

Hornak syndrome is a clinical syndrome caused by an elevated ego. This disease affects both the reproductive system and the nervous system. Scientist argue that the Hornak syndrome may be a form of dementia. This incurable, degenerative, and terminal disease was first found in Germany. Currently there are experiments to control this disease, but the most efficient way is to leave the patient in quarantine because being around other people may increase the risk of the disease.

Symptoms:

The following list are the most common symptoms.

* Elevated ego
* The need to repeat yourself to feel important
* Excessive diarrhea

doctor: you have the Hornak syndrome
patient: really doctor! but I am awesome
doctor: well that is one of the symptoms, this is a serious disease
patient: oh no! did i ever tell you that I am awesome
doctor: you have, this repetitiveness is part of your disease, i am afraid to tell you that you are going to live for 2 months
patient: oh no, but i am too awesome to die..

by adelmontes69 November 17, 2009

Horda

We do what we want

We do what we waant

HORDA MELBOURNE

WE DO WHAT WE WANT

THE MELBOURNE BOYS ARE COMING

THE SYDNEY CUNTS ARE RUNNNING

WE GONNA KICK THIER HEADS IN

WERE GONNA NAKE THIER HEADS SPIN

NANANANANANANAANANANANAN

Person1: I’m scared to go to the game today

Person2: why?
Person1: Cause HORDA is gonna be there

by BIGGREEKLADS October 12, 2022

emma horakova

the most beautiful girl in the entire world. she has hair like honey and eyes like forest ponds. she is kind, loyal, brave and ambitious. she's adventurous and isn't afraid to try new things. she is valid and loved. unique and unlike the rest. she is incredibly strong and can take on any task. she is also an incredible friend who will stick with you through thick and thin.

have you listened to the song She by Harry Styles?
yes! and i heard it's about Emma Horakova.
i wouldn't be suprised, emma is literally perfect.

by spread love, give love January 6, 2021

Horak

A surname for an awesome family. Very close and always eager to know what is going on in each other's lives. Really cool to be part of. Can be loud when gathered in groups. Females are notouriously stubborn. This family enjoys beer and other forms of alcohol.

That family is really a close and loving bunch. It is because they're Horaks.

I bet that woman is a Horak because she is so fucking stubborn!

by wholikestoplayscrabble July 7, 2011

Horak

Horak= 1.A name for a sucky online Call of Duty player
2. A person who puts Hoes in a line to get rapped

Hes such a Horak!!!! The noobie!

by Gump June 1, 2004

hordazzle

Something which is so dumb it defies description. Usually used in the context of something idiotic. So horrifying its dazzling.

noun ) hordazzlement
verb ) hordazzle
Adj ) horrdazzling

(adj) That joke was so bad it was hordazzling
(noun) The meeting where the manager forced the young girl to play piano in front of the rest of the staff was a hordazzlement
(verb) he would hordazzle the group with the story of how he learned to have sexual relations with animals.

by Kadom April 8, 2007

hordaksgf

Very cool and funny mutual.

Ilysm <33

Do you know hordaksgf?
Yes! I see them all over my fyp, their edits are amazing!

by HunterMyBeloved December 28, 2021