A series of comics which turns the characters from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic into humans, but also uses them into graphic pornographic scenes.
by Broswaggins May 15, 2013
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Richard: "Dude check out that lady behind you, she has a huge camel toe. I've never seen one so big!"
James: "Woah, that's not a camel toe man that's a mammoth hoof."
James: "Woah, that's not a camel toe man that's a mammoth hoof."
by Freudian Fellow November 22, 2013
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1. Peader: Ah sure Seamus I'd be doing ye a favour if I bought them there sorry lookin' cows of ye for tuppence.
Seamus: Ah would you go and shite ya cute hoor, I'm not a feckin eejit! They're worth their weight in spuds!
2. Bertie
Seamus: Ah would you go and shite ya cute hoor, I'm not a feckin eejit! They're worth their weight in spuds!
2. Bertie
by Yvonne March 24, 2005
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by RubberDuckBwoy February 21, 2019
Get the hoofenhafen mug.Prominent section of British football fans who believe foreign influences and analytical advancements will destroy the purity of the game they believe they own and control
Have you heard those hoofer boomers saying England should have played a flat 4-4-2 with DCL and Kane?
by The Proverbial August 5, 2021
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Whoa tie down the edibles here comes simo wi they leggings again that hairy hoofs goni eat us oot o hoose n hame!!
by methilmings November 24, 2011
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That guy is definitely not from the city, his clothes, his accent and his hairstyle were all rather hoofddorp!
by VondleVonBroodje February 4, 2009
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